BREAKING NEWS!!!!
The Vatican has OFFICIALLY forgiven John Lennon! Yes, yes little Mister Lennon and the Pope were fighting back in the day, you know those christians and all their hate of messages of peace, love, and equality...but yeah. New (scary) Pope, I guess doesn't give a crap about dead dudes squabbles...OH! Duh! the reason they were mad was because John Lennon basically said that The Beatles were more famous then Jesus-which clearly ain't true because i see mad bitches in skirts and sandals cuz yeah Jesus was a major fashion icon-but duh-everyone knows that...The Vatican Newspaper issued the following statement:
"The remark by John Lennon, which triggered deep indignation mainly in the United States, after many years sounds only like a 'boast' by a young working-class Englishman faced with unexpected success, after growing up in the legend of Elvis and rock and roll"
Then it even went on to praise the work of The Beatles:
"The fact remains that 38 years after breaking up, the songs of the Lennon-McCartney brand have shown an extraordinary resistance to the passage of time, becoming a source of inspiration for more than one generation of pop musicians"
So it seems that major turf battle is over and stoners are once again welcomed into the churches...wait that might just be me jumping to conclusions again....I'm gonna go eat, that'll shut me up.
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