Really BK?

Our resident crazy, Mrs. Beyonce "BK" Knowles, has released a new video and song "DIVA" and I am nothing short of speechless. How she gonna have a song proclaiming to be a diva- it isn't a self-proclaimed title is is? I bet her ego is what sunk the Titanic- Give me a break BK....

The song is real bad, like real, real, real bad it gives me more nightmares then this picture. The video is boring- well for me it is anyway, I have come to expect ridiculous crazy antics from Beyonce and the direction she went with this video is subpar...at best. I always respect a good explosion but the one at the end of this video is incredibly unnecessary. She look a damn fool in most of the video, her shoes are really just as ugly as they come-

          Sidebar: her ass is out of control fine regardless. 

                                             -the "cutting edge " clothing is just dupid stupid or jus stoopid ugly. come on BK give us something good and life changing like the "single ladies" video- that sparked an entire section on youtube. People are still making their own versions of that video- even I, the insane lover of everything Beyonce, almost know the dance. 

If you wanna watch this trash then Click....if not just go have a shot of Jack and take a nap...cuz thats what I'm about to do...

Merry Christmas...from Sufjan Stevens

MERRY CHRISTMAS 

                      HAPPY CHANUKAH 

          FESTIVE KWANZA 

                HAPPY HOLIDAYS 

                                   ETC! 

For some Christmas related goodies from Sufjan Stevens CLICK HERE otherwise just go get drunk like the rest of the word...or gather with your family lovingly...or both. Today is a magic day of possibilities so any three of those options can come true...unless you're me then drinking is your only option :) Happy Holidays kids~

Sucks to be You: Kanye West

Honestly, its about time I got around to letting the world know it sucks to be Kanye West. But after last saturday night he probably (for the first time in his life) would agree. Kanye always talksBOASTS about how he is like god or something and/or the voice of the generation. Well, if this is the voice of our generation I hope we all go deaf! 

So last saturday Kanye was on SNL to give us the performance of a lifetime. He probably thought that it was going to be like Jesus' second coming or some sh*t... Lets just say it was visually interesting, like, I mean, with the TV on mute I would have thought it was a good performance but unfortunately the volume was on. To say that his voice was bad was an understatement. It cracked at-- 

oh sidebar!

 I was googling pictures of Whitney Houston- okay i'll explain-i download 20 mixes of classic songs and I hate to have songs in my itunes without a picture and one was a mix of "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" but AnyIGetOffTrackEasy, when I typed her name in on Google Image search it asked me if I meant "Whitney Houston Crack" so really that sucks....because you know there is no comeback there...Crack Kills Yo! okay back to Kanye---

So, he cracked all the time pretty much and whenever he got to a high note he clearly pulled away from the mic and let someone off stage cover it. Honestly, he should have just fully-lip-synched because it doesn't seem like Britney Spears is getting that much of a bad wrap for it and come on it auto-tone- we don't expect anyone to be able to do that live...really you were just self-destructing Kanye and all i have to say is YAY!!! You should suck more often!  just watch the clip for yourself but I am sure you'll agree if you dont, because i know there are alot of Kanye fans out there- feel free to yell at me. ha. 

Tradition says i gotta end it as such so: Kanye West IT SUCKS TO BE YOU!

J*** In My Pants...

Okay, so this is over a week old....but not everyone has seen it yet.

Its is actually really funny and the sad thing is it sounds like a song i could hear 

walking into any bar around here. Im living on Long Island right now and this 

song just seems to fit all these fantastically trashy people. When i say that, it is 

funny because i kind of mean it as a complement...yeah, i don't really have 

much to say...just watch and enjoy~

Watch: Circus- Britney Spears (well, kinda)

Is this the face of someone that is cruel to animals???

PETA thinks so!

           Obviously, since it is called "circus" the video is going to be themed as such...fire, elephants, freaky-clown like people, you know, circus stuff....well. Our lovely friends over a PETA...they ain't havin' none of Brit Brit's sh*t. They are "outraged" and took to internnet with with a press release that includes the following statement:

"Now, at the bottom of the barrel, she's sporting elephants dressed in circus attire for her new video titled — what else — "Circus". As Britney is such a victim of the paparazzi and always complaining and crying about how she hates to be held up in her guarded house and can't feel free, she of all people should be able to relate to the horror that captive animals go through when they're used for entertainment."

"Except Britney chooses to perform, and the lifestyle just comes with it. Animals are ripped away from their mothers at a young age, kept in chains, and prodded with electric shock devices to make them perform.. That doesn't sound so voluntary to me."

Well, actually posting is disabled on the video so if you care to watch Circus just click away!!

PS: Brit is still on top....every list on itunes has her at #1. So PETA is just jealous...ha

Warm Fuzzy News: Kanye Fails

Steven Colbert owns my life. I wasn't going to report the news of his plans but since he is now successful I have to let the world know! 

Basically Mr. Colbert feels the same when it comes to Kanye and his HUGE EGO and wanted to take him down a peg. We all know that Kanye believes that his "art" should have the number one spot on all charts. Well Colbert released a Christmas album and it is only 7.99 on iTunes and he set it up as an "Operation Humble Kanye" where he thinks he he could beat Kanye out of the top spot....WELL THIS HAS OFFICIALLY HAPPENED! as of 8:40 December 4th Steven Colbert out sold Kanye West!! but for some reason Britney Spears is on top...but yeah take a look:

Kanye heard about this plan and fired back with and I quote: "Who the fuck is Steven Colbert?"and to prove that Kanye is just trying to be a egomaniacal jerk.

Watch: The Fear - Lily Allen

I have never really listened to Lily Allen, I've just seen a whole lotta shenanigans Lily has been involved in all over the web. Nevertheless, i just saw her brand new video for new song "The Fear" off her new album "Its Not Me, Its You." The video gives me a "feist-vibe" but its pretty good since I didn't know what to expect from her anyway. The funny thing, for me anyway, is the fact that Lily looks exactly like Kim from the knockoff NBC series "Kath & Kim." Honestly it is almost scary how similar Lily looks to Selma Blair. AnyIknownoonewatchthatshow, Watch The Fear and Enjoy!

This is Kim...not Lily.

Watch: T.O.N.Y - Solange

This is a song I never heard until I watched the video, and I like them both. This video is very visual even though it is exclusively in Black and white. The song is very classic sounding and has a good "groove" -sorry i cant think of another word that seems appropriate. There is also a cool message in the song that you figure out as you watch the video-and I've always been a fan of videos that improve a song as much as they compliment them. If you aren't interested but you want a little laugh then skip to like 2:20 into the video to see Solange sitting on the toilet singing "I'm going!"

yeah, that takes skill...hahaa

Just watch it! 

I'm sorry

I never wanted to give Kanye West so much press...his number of results when he googles himself will just go up...making his ego even bigger then it already is...and for that I'm Sorry....

anywhoreallycares, Kanye finially decided to clarify what kind of music his new album 808s and Heartbreaks really is...he calls it "Pop-Art" 

"This is not hip-hop music. Taking a sample, looping it and doing all that ‘throw your hands up in the sky’ thing has become such a cliche. Hip-hop is over for me. I sing, not rap, on this album. I now want to be grouped among those musicians you see in those old black-and-white photos - the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, And I’m not going to get there by doing just another rap album full of samples.

"I’ve had to create a whole new musical genre to describe what I’m doing now and I’m calling it ‘pop-art’ - which is not to be confused with the visual art movement."

I'm sorry...you suck Kanye...you suck real hard. I may like you more if your weren't such a self absorbed turd.

I'm done here.

Watch: Womanizer - Britney Spears

I'm honestly quite shocked that I haven't posted this video sooner. The song is so catchy  everyone has got it stuck in their head, my brother, his mother, her sister, your uncle...they all know it and I swear i head that old lady on the bus next to me humming it. 

Anyjustgowatchit, the video is hot, real hot...i recommend a full screen viewing for this one...and watch out for subliminal messages (i.e. weed smoking) Nevertheless, enjoy.

Britney Spears - New Music - More Music Videos

Watch: Heartless - Kanye

Kanye just can not seem to stop flooding our lives with his new found love of "EMO-HOP" style music. All his work right now seems to be so full of Heartbreak, loneliness, and turbulent emotion-because it must be REAL hard to be Kanye, all that money, success, beautiful women...its all real hard to deal with-TRUST.  

I like robots and all, since I'm only six years old, but Kanye's whole album is warbling robotic tune vocals and I'm already sick of it. But Hey! His video for Heartless is mad good. I really love the cosby sweater he is wearing...its cool. Plus I like thats its not really him but an animation because I am honestly sick and tired of looking at his over-publicized face.

WATCH IT!

Sasha Fierce

Just incase you didn't know...Sasha Fierce is "BK" (beyonce's) stage name. since she is absolutely crazy she feels the need to let everyone know that she is not the same person as Beyonce when she is performing or on stage. Yeah. But actually this is one time when I will say, but not happily, that I was impressed by Sasha's performance at the AMA awards. Like really, I mean it, it was a good performance. She sounded good and everything. the ponytail is a little much...but yeah take a look!

Beyoncè - Single Ladies (Live @ American Music Awards)
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**my roommate is now vommiting and I feel Horrible for him...too much liquior. sad face**

Warm Fuzzy News

BREAKING NEWS!!!! 

The Vatican has OFFICIALLY forgiven John Lennon! Yes, yes little Mister Lennon and the Pope were fighting back in the day, you know those christians and all their hate of messages of peace, love, and equality...but yeah. New (scary) Pope, I guess doesn't give a crap about dead dudes squabbles...OH! Duh! the reason they were mad was because John Lennon basically said that The Beatles were more famous then Jesus-which clearly ain't true because i see mad bitches in skirts and sandals cuz yeah Jesus was a major fashion icon-but duh-everyone knows that...The Vatican Newspaper issued the following statement: 

"The remark by John Lennon, which triggered deep indignation mainly in the United States, after many years sounds only like a 'boast' by a young working-class Englishman faced with unexpected success, after growing up in the legend of Elvis and rock and roll"

Then it even went on to praise the work of The Beatles:

"The fact remains that 38 years after breaking up, the songs of the Lennon-McCartney brand have shown an extraordinary resistance to the passage of time, becoming a source of inspiration for more than one generation of pop musicians"

So it seems that major turf battle is over and stoners are once again welcomed into the churches...wait that might just be me jumping to conclusions again....I'm gonna go eat, that'll shut me up.

Sucks to be You: Beyonce

Okay, really this is too easy. It's not that I like being mean to Beyonce,thats a lie, but she really needs to stop stealing the spotlight from her more talented sister Solange. She is starting to steal things straight out of Solange's closet now and thats where I draw the line of being civil. The pictures bellow are of Beyonce in Los Angeles filming her new video for "Diva." You know she thinks she is brilliant, doing a "vertical blind" trick to counter Kanye's shutter shades. Here is the thing Beyonce...YOU LOOK DUMB. REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DUMB. I KNOW THAT YOU THINK YOU IS ALL "ARTSY" AND CRAP BUT NO. NOT AT ALL. AND THIS AINT "EDGY" EITHER THIS IS DOOPID STUPID! GET THAT CRAP OFF YOUR HEAD!!---NOW I'M NOT GOING TO LIE BUT IF THIS WAS ON SOLANGE I WOULD SAY IT WAS AMAZING AND CUTTING EDGE. BUT "BK" (THATS MY NEW DEGRADING NICKNAME FOR BEYONCE KNOWLES) IT SUCKS TO BE YOU.

New Music???

Well, maybe you haven't heard yet but Gwen Stefani is making good on her promise and it seems that NoDoubt will be going back on tour sometime next year or so! This "announcement" was made on their website by posting the above picture and some cheesy ichat conversation between the band members. Also, there is some talk of a new album in the works so be excited because a little piece of the 90's is coming back to get you!

Download: Paranoid

Okay even though i dont personally like anything about Kanye i have to admit that he is great at what he does. However, he is good but his ego is so huge that it makes me like his music less. Tis a shame. Anywhoreallycares, here is a new track called "Paranoid" I think it is okay, decent at best. 

Download/ Paranoid

Watch: Rehab- Rihanna

Lets just say Rihanna knows how to do a video...we'll leave it at that.

Give it a Try: Solange

Like I said earlier, I really love Solange and it is for a plethora of reasons.

• The first being her music is actually good! It even gets put into commercials!
• She is on top of her game, although she may not get a ton of mainstream approval she has been very successful. She has wrote music for many artist, writes her own songs, and even directed her own video.
• She is absolutely insane when it comes to fashion and that keeps things fun and exciting!

Thats just a few things but my love is really deep-seeded and I just want you to love her too! Here is a decent remix of her song Sandcastle Disco

Download/ Sandcastle Disco Freemasons Remix

The Following video is "Sandcastle Disco" which was actually directed by Solange herself. If you get tired of the song or video before it finishes, trust me, you want to at least fast forward to the 3:20 mark just to see what I like to call "Rock-n-roll Big bird" look.TRUST. Its worth it. SO GIVE IT A TRY!

Solange - New Music - More Music Videos

Download: MegaMix

This is a little gay, I'll admit that now. Basically its a single track mega mix of all of Christina Aguilera's songs over the past decade. Just go for it if you want...but I'm not forcing you.

Download/ Chris Cox's MegaMix

Buy/ Music 

Sucks to be You: Lindsay Lohan

OHHHHHHH.......ouch.

Last night it REALLY sucked to be Lindsay.

Yesterday PETA took to the web and issued this article trashing Lindsay. It is actually quite funny so go read it if you care. So, Lindsay is often seen wearing fur so of course PETA would have a problem with her.

OKAY. Last night while strolling the Red Carpet on her way into the VIP Room at Paris some one busted a huge white load all over Lindsay. Now, its not what your sick mind thinks, it was a huge load of flour! A spokesperson over at PETA issued this statement:

"There is nothing remotely 'fashionable' about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."

Okay, so you probably aren't reading this because you are looking at 

the amazingly sucky picture above. ET has given us this exclusive 

picture and is even promising a video on monday's edition of 

Entertainment Tonight.So lets all look on in awe of why IT SUCKS 

TO BE LINDSAY LOHAN!

Shoot Me Now: holiday

This is a new segment I've appropriately entitled Shoot Me Now. In this edition we will be stopping briefly to listen to a brand new track released just for the holidays. in fact the song is actually called "Holiday" and it also just so happens to be sung by the HORRID lovely Hilary Duff. 

Eck right??! I know, I know its like I just dumped acid straight into your eyes.

Sorry but I've got interrupt this post RIGHT NOW I've just now been introduced to the real meaning of comedic irony. I decided i wanted to try to listen to the song again just to see if I could find anything of redeeming value in it and you'll never guess what happened. I didn't! HA. But no, thats not the reason I've sidestepped so feverishly. literally two seconds after i pressed play i could hear a bird outside my window that sounded like it was

 dying/vomiting/convulsing/who knows what and when i paused it, the bird stopped, when i hit play again it began dying again...too funny to say the least.

AnyIgetofftopiceasy, the song sucks. i was going to alert you that if you click this link and take a listen it may ruin your day...but honestly after hearing it birds dying sounds more appealing so it could be like reverse psychology and make your day incredibly great! 

I may even want to take back that whole "Shoot Me Now" part- I have so much to live for I could never get to heaven if this was the last song that I heard.

Soooo, click away to improve your life! Holiday-Hilary Duff

Sucks to be You: Solange

Okay, i have to start this with a huge confession.

I absolutely LOVE Solange Knowles

But heres the thing, she can't get a break to save her life.

If you don't know who she is then let me explain: she just so happens to be the little sister of the insanely crazy talented Beyonce. 

Down to business, recently while not really watching but listening to TV i heard one of

 Solange's songs: "I Decided" being played as background music to a commercial. Thanks to the magical power of DVR i rewound and saw that it was a Feria Hair Color Commercial. However, and this is why it sucks to be you Solange, Beyonce stars in the commercial and has a majority of the speaking lines. Two other random chicks- who are anything but famous- get lines and Solange just gets to be silent. I guess i should be glad that Beyonce even let her come to the Commercial shoot. You know Beyonce keeps Solange Locked in the coat closet...thats where she comes up with those outfits made of newspaper and magizines!

Watch the commercial bellow:

REASON # 568 IT SUCKS TO BE SOLANGE:

When you're Solange you can't even get good press if you try. 

Now I know none of us have ever done a live television interview 

before so of course we don't know how it works but can't a girl get a 

break for a simple error?

Bellow is a video from FOX 5 in New York absolutely trashing her

for her error of not realizing that somethings being said on her end of

the interview weren't actually being broadcasted live. Really, that man

should loose his job for his lack of professionalism. I honestly do not

think it is right for any Newscaster to be so blatantly arrogant and bias

toward anyone-Who is he to discredit Solange Knowles' career??

The Greatest Singers of all Time

Rolling Stone just released a list of the 100 Greatest Singers of All Time. Overall I'm happy with the list. I'm not up for trashing anyone in particular yet so, just read the list already!

100 Mary J. Blige

99 Steven Tyler

98 Stevie Nicks

97 Joe Cocker
96 B.B. King95 Patti LaBelle

94 Karen Carpenter
93 Annie Lennox

92 Morrissey
91 Levon Helm
90 The Everly Brothers
89 Solomon Burke

88 Willie Nelson

87 Don Henley

86 Art Garfunkel

85 Sam Moore

84 Darlene Love

83 Patti Smith
82 Tom Waits
81 John Lee Hooker
80 Frankie Valli
79 Mariah Carey

78 Sly Stone
77 Merle Haggard

76 Steve Perry

75 Iggy Pop

74 James Taylor

73 Dolly Parton

72 John Fogerty
71 Toots Hibbert

70 Gregg Allman
69 Ronnie Spector
68 Wilson Pickett

67 Jerry Lee Lewis
66 Thom Yorke

65 David Ruffin

64 Axl Rose

63 Dion

62 Lou Reed
61 Roger Daltrey

60 Björk
59 Rod Stewart

58 Christina Aguilera

57 Eric Bourdon

56 Mavis Staples
55 Paul Rodgers54 Luther Vandross

53 Muddy Waters
52 Brian Wilson

51 Gladys Knight

50 Bonnie Raitt

49 Donny Hathaway 
48 Buddy Holly
47 Jim Morrison
46 Patsy Cline

45 Kurt Cobain

44 Bobby "Blue" Bland

43 George Jones

42 Joni Mitchell

41 Chuck Berry
40 Curtis Mayfield

39 Jeff Buckley

38 Elton John

37 Neil Young
36 Bruce Springsteen
35 Dusty Sprinfield

34 Whitney Houston
33 Steve Winwood

32 Bono
31 Howlin' Wolf

30 Prince
29 Nina Simone
28 Janis Joplin
27 Hank Williams
26 Jackie Wilson
25 Michael Jackson

24 Van Morrison
23 David Bowie
22 Etta James
21 Johnny Cash

20 Smokey Robinson

19 Bob Marley
18 Freddie Mercury
17 Tina Turner

16 Mick Jagger
15 Robert Plant
14 Al Green
13 Roy Orbison

12 Little Richard

11 Paul McCartney

10 James Brown

09 Stevie Wonder

08 Otis Redding

07 Bob Dylan

06 Marvin Gaye

05 John Lennon

04 Sam Cooke

03 Elvis Presley
02 Ray Charles

01 Aretha Franklin

okay, there are some really random things i have to point out with this list.

63....Dion....not celine Dion

95/96...Patti LaBelle and B. B. King....you'd

 think they'd be higher...yea? 

12...Little Richard? really? number 12? you really think he is that great?

You might think I'm crazy but I really wish Amy Winehouse was on the list- yeah she doesn't have a voice right now(and probably never again) but she really has a great distinctive sound that is ridiculously timeless.

60...its Bjork. THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. listen, Bjork is crazy and everything she touches turns to gold. In 2004 she opened the olympics by standing on a ladder in a dress that slowly grew to cover the entire olympic feild...come on, thats totally genious. Okay im done here...haha, Check the Video bellow.

Give it a Try: Free Blood

Okay, the title may sound like I'm trying to get you into one of the millions of vampire themed movies, shows, or books that seem to be springing up everywhere right now...but that is not the case!

i recently found this song Free Blood “Quick and Painful”on one of my favorite music blogs: Fluxblog. Let me tell you, it is awkward beyond comprehension- ear penetrating sonic

 disturbances, falsetto singing, and there are portions of moaning and shouting that would make your mother uncomfortable yet it is trippy, poppy, and quite hip all at the same time. The blend between the male and female vocals is pulled off quite well- I really like this song and its one of those rare finds you gotta pass along. Be sure to visit this Brooklyn based group's page: Free Blood to hear more and to catch a show.

Or Buy it from Amazon

And since we're giving them a try its only fitting that i leave you with a music video, this is "Royal Family"-Free Blood

**not sure if I am allowed to link (as i did) to another site...so let hope i dont get into any trouble out here in the blogosphere...  

Sucks to be You: Christina Aguilera

So you've probably heard X-tina's new song "Keeps Gettin Better"

I'll say its okay...it gets a lot of radio play already but I'm not gonna say it is really a smash hit...yet. But thats just me being generous. 

The video, on the other hand, does anything but keep gettin better...there are good parts, i guess, but if you have watched it all the way through chances are you are bored. 

The first few seconds allude to a cool video-i can dig the whole city slowly being rendered scene but i really do tune out after about 40 seconds...there is WAY too much product placement in this shit; that damn robot pushes me over the edge...and her "catwoman" costume is slightly totally horrifying....oh when you're watching sorry about the whole pop up in the video-youtube can be stupid sometimes.

Okay, you watched it? bored right...well here is why IT SUCKS TO BE CHRISTINA AGUILERA

she just released a target commercial that is WAYYYYY better then her own video- sucks.

but target doesn't!