Saturday, November 15

Sucks to be You: Lindsay Lohan

OHHHHHHH.......ouch.
Last night it REALLY sucked to be Lindsay.
Yesterday PETA took to the web and issued this article trashing Lindsay. It is actually quite funny so go read it if you care. So, Lindsay is often seen wearing fur so of course PETA would have a problem with her.
OKAY. Last night while strolling the Red Carpet on her way into the VIP Room at Paris some one busted a huge white load all over Lindsay. Now, its not what your sick mind thinks, it was a huge load of flour! A spokesperson over at PETA issued this statement:
"There is nothing remotely 'fashionable' about the torture and death of animals killed for fur. Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all."
Okay, so you probably aren't reading this because you are looking at 
the amazingly sucky picture above. ET has given us this exclusive 
picture and is even promising a video on monday's edition of 
Entertainment Tonight.So lets all look on in awe of why IT SUCKS 
TO BE LINDSAY LOHAN!

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