Saturday, March 28

Apologies To BK....

Yeah, I've really got to say I'm sorry for mocking Beyonce....
Clearly, clearly. Beyonce is a GOD. I mean she controls the wind first of all, she can give new definitions to pre-established words with no concern for the dictionary. And now....SHE CAN FLY>>>>>YUP STRAIGHT UP FLY.

BK, with her """19 inch waist""", BULLSHIT gracefully hovers over the crowd singing beautifully. DONT YOU DARE ACCUSE HER OF LIP-SYNCING THATS BLASPHEMOUS.
But clearly she is. But watch her talents and don't hate because she is GOD.



oh click for the definition of Diva

Thursday, March 26

Karen O - Where The Wild Things Are


Well, word on the street is that Karen O is doing the soundtrack for the new Spike Jonze movie "Where The Wild Things Are" let me tell you how much this excites me. Okay, I cant actually express it without Kanye-caps but I will spare you that, just know I'm happy.

Here is a taste of Spike Jones and Karen O collaboration in the form of an Adidas commercial:


Now add some Wild things to that....and it equals this trailer:


To read more about Karen O rumor check out the [source]

Monday, March 23

Watch: Love Sex Magic - Ciara Ft. Justin Timberlake


Holy Shit Son.
Hell to the Yes
I literally went into a coma when I saw this video. This song has quickly become my favorite song- I listen to it nonstop. Its sexy synthy pop tones make me just groove along with its perfect rhythmical flow. AND LET ME TELL YOU, let me tell you, ohhh....This video DOES NOT disappoint me one bit. i've watched it repeatedly [at least 10 times] since I found it and I'm actually having a hard time typing currently because I've had to pee but i still don't want to stop watching....but I'm going to.....now.

Okay, oh, let me tell you how my computer actually shit it pants with me. Remember when I said I went into a coma like 3 seconds ago? Well, my computer did too and I had to restart it because Ciara blew its mind as much as she did mine.

Beyonce take note: this is how you look cutting edge and not like a fool. (36 secs in)

Now, its been a while since we've heard any new music from her but this song and video delivers. Okay, so the video, let me start by saying Cici is looking good. Her chemistry with JT is working for me, she just so overtly sexual in this it blows my mind, in the best way possible. That black and white jumpsuit...**pant pant pant** [and the slide she does in it at 59 secs] its like...Woah damn, just sayin...Also, the down arrow necklace she got on gleams so perfectly at 1:08 that it doesn't even seem real. I'm totally feeling the burlesque / follies bergere sequences in the vid. Justin is living the dream with his hands all over her ass and whatnot, I'ma kill a fool if this is just a professional relationship, which it prolly is, but damnnn son. That fall at 2:15--shiiiit so hot. Okay, one thing I'm not 100% on is the afros but I'm not going to take away any points for that this is a flawless video.
song: 5 stars
video: 5 stars

Beyonce is God

"In my mind I was controlling the wind" - Beyonce Knowles

Yes, that is correct, she controls weather, and the quote above is in context to the House of Dereon ad bellow. I've included a few other pretty spectacular quotes from BK in the rest of the post. Oh watch a behind the scenes video of both of these shoots here [click]
"...the wind. It makes my dress create shapes, like art."

"In my twelve years of being a professional artist I've seen so many wonderous places"
"The pictures turned out feminine but still edgy"

Enter The Circus~

The whole Britney Spears Circus Shenanigans just rolled by the other day close to where I'm living and needless to say I did not empty my wallet to watch her lip-sync for an hour. Literally some of the tickets are like 500 dollars or some extreme bollux like that. So when everyone I know was wearing cheap poorly screened shirts that they bought for 40 dollars at the show I decided to look up what I was missing. The first thing I found was the video bellow, which is a video of Britney saying "my pussy is hanging out" during a costume change-EPIC, I know. Skip to the 30 second mark to hear the greatness. The rest of this post is just photos of different costumes she wears during the show- some of which are hot but clearly not worth the money to see in person. 








Watch: I'm On A Boat - The Lonely Island Ft. T-Pain

So I have never actually heard of The Lonely Island until I discovered this song but I will love them forever because of it. This song right here is the epitome of "Hell to the yess" never thought I'd see the day that my mind exploded with sheer pleasure from something Andy Samberg created. Yes, "Jizz In My Pants" was good but this is SUPREMELY GREAT. I absolutely hate boats because last time I was on one i vomited uncontrollably for 4 hours then passes out, mind you it was deep sea fishing with swells of 11 foot waves. But still, now I want to be on a boat as soon as I can just so I can scream "I F***ed a Mermaid!!!" 


Their album INCREDIBAD is in stores now and I think that I may actually purchase it..maybe. Head over to their website [click] to watch a few other of their videos and whatever music artist website generally grant visitors access too, yeah I'm checkin out---But watch this video and be mesmerized beyond all comprehension.


Sunday, March 15

Live Live Live!!!

Random post of all live performances of some of my favorite music currently.
live, love, listen~~









I Just Cant get Enough of The Saturdays

Let me tell you something right now, The Saturdays is a group you've probably never even heard of but I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH of them, like literally the next three four videos are all the same song--"I Just Can't Get Enough" by the Saturdays and honestly, these ladies are hot. the third video is probably the best but I had to share all of them. oh and this one is mad hot [click me!!]










Friday, March 13

Riddle Me This.....

Why, oh why are they still together as the Pussycat Dolls??? This morning they were on Regis and Kelly and they performed their new song "Jai Ho" and the reason I put the inflection on the "they" is because I have noticed a steadily increasing trend in their performances where everyone besides ---that main chick---- does not sing. I mean they don't sing at all. It actually bugs me that they dance with microphones because it is glaringly obvious that they do not need to have them in their hands. They pretend to sing once maybe twice but just look stupid doing so, I feel bad for them kind of. The only other girl I'm sure can sing is Melody and I only know that because she used to sing all Christina Aguilera style over the melody--which is ironic because she didn't sing the part which was her name. But yeah, watch it if you want, don't feel obligated, you'll feel stupid if you do watch, but you'll totally get what I mean. 



Thursday, March 12

Watch: If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears

Okay I just learned what the joke in this song is....Well, its not a joke, just a hidden message. I have been listening to this song since it was leaked last November (the 20th to be exact) and I never realized what was going on until yesterday. And today the video just so happen to sping up for me to post for you, arent you so lucky? Anywho, If U Seek Amy---the joke is "Eff-U-CE-K-ay Me" like "All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin to F-U-C-K Me" Yeah totally never got it but makes sense now--they even spell it out in the beginning of the music video for you, which i think is funny. The whole first half I swear Brit is a millimeter away from pulling a Janet Jackson, furthermore she kinda looks coked up (I would know)...Also this video is mad low-fi it looks like it was shot is a handheld camera with a video function on it...hot nonetheless tho. Watch the damn thing--

Thursday, March 5

Watch: Happy Up Here - Royksopp

I have never mentioned Royksopp on this site but I constantly find myself listening to their music on iTunes and whatnot...Anywho, the song "Happy Up Here" actually inspired me to write a screen play. It was epic when I started but got really bad really quick. I created at least 4-6 character sketches for the main cast of people but i didn't create a story arch- which is what lead to my extreme terribleness of overall story. 
But yeah! Any song that can get me to do work I'm not required to do must be pretty epic and this one is great! The music video starts out fine but slowly turns into my favorite music video-probably EVER!! Watch this video and feel the greatness pour into your mind, body, and soul. Okay, thats cheesy sounding but really this song is truly Amazing!