EPIC FAILURE!!!

Never, and I mean NEVER, has there been a failure greater then this:

Come on, do I even have to give commentary on this?? Its pretty self-deprecating "as is" all I can comment on is BK and, seriously, I think we all know what I am going to say....So I'll spare you the torture-But only because I know you just suffered through watching this failure....

**sad-face**

EPIC SUCCESS!

There isn't much I have to say about this song. Its my jam. I want to play it on a boom box and walk around blasting it all day. Its by LMAFO- "I'M IN MIAMI BITCH"

Watch: Love, Etc. - Pet Shop Boys

I didn't mention it earlier, but the Pet Shop Boys played a good set at the British Music Awards that Lady Gaga decided to ruin. She is a Skankasaurs Rex, skankzilla fool. AnyWhoCaresAboutAWhore, "Love, Etc." is one of my favorite Pet Shop Boys songs and this video is cool, If my life we a cross between a classic arcade game and and music video this is exactly what I would expect of my life. My favorite part is around the 2 minute mark: so watch it. Yeah, I should probably go eat some ribs and get crunk nasty with Patron before I write another entry-I'm far more interesting in that state of mind.

Estelle and The Ting Tings!!

I'm really bummed, Estelle is going to be like five inches away from me- literally one building away- performing this coming monday and I have to be at a meeting. I really love Estelle and this upsets me to no end. But she performed with another one of my current favorite artists, The Ting Tings, at the British Music Awards...so watch it while I go cry in the corner.

Give it a Try: Black Kids

I cannot get this song (well the song's remix) out of my head for the life of me! I really absolutely love this mix of this song! Black Kids - "Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance" really blows my mind. Bellow is the Twelve Kicksmix and i have a version with Lil Wayne on it but I can't find that anywhere on line for the life of me. So take a listen and see if its pure love you find like I did. 

Jump off jump off!

I'm sorry, you just gotta love how super talented Solange can watch a GoldFrapp music video and turn it into a game...bellow is "Happiness" by GoldFrapp followed by a home movie of Solange and some of her friends....well...having fun.

I  just discovered Solange's Blog [click] and her Twitter [click, click] and it makes me very happy....sorry.

Watch: Welcome To Heartbreak - Kanye

KANYE WEST "Welcome To Heartbreak" Directed by Nabil from nabil elderkin on Vimeo.

In Kanye news.....a recent interview somewhere with some magazine probably he said something to the effect of (and I am paraphrasing not quoting) 

"Rainbows are dope, man...why did the gays get to steal such a great logo? I'ma try to take it back. they are real cool. we should all get into it." and also "I think people should take it as a complement when people call your clothing gay...it means you have alot more style and are more cutting edge."

KANYE STOP EATING COCO PUFFS!!! YOU GOING CRAZY MAN!!!!!!1!!!!111

Warm Fuzzy News: Aubrey O'Day in PLAYBOY!!!!

I think the Gods of everything "Bootay" were out in full force influencing the recent Playboy spread with ex-Danity Kane member Aubrey O'Day. Always the, let me put this nicely, "overtly sexual" member of the group she got the boot and then showed us, well everything. Not too long ago she also did a very racy photo shoot for Complex magazine [do click over there real quick]. But never the less here she is looking photoshopped to all hell on the cover of Playboy BUT DO NOT LET THE COVER FOOL YOU! The actual shoot is what I call.........HOT. Oh! AND run over to PLAYBOY to watch a behind the scenes peek at the shoot.

Since I don't know how to image host I am linking you over to a site that has the pictures hosted so click [here] to see the whole "spread."

 I'm also including some music videos of Danity Kane for...well i dont know why...yeah...stop reading this you should be over looking at the booty booty butt booty booty booty butt. 

 

Just Plain Offensive

Oh Lady Gaga please put on some pants! You make me want to hurt my eyes more the when I am trying to read KANYECAPS. Honestly, would it be that hard to keep your Va-Jay-Jay to yourself??? Pictures like this one, bellow,  just help to prove my point to why Pants would help. I dont need to see your tampon string...NO ONE DOES!!!!  

But theres a reason for the obscenity! She says:

My grandmother is basically blind, but she
can make out the lighter parts, like my skin and hair. She says, 'I can see
you, because you have no pants on.' So I'll continue to wear no pants so
that my grandma can see me."

That makes sense right??? Why not wear light clothing?? You don't need to just forget the pants entirely...watch her parade around pant-less below performing "Poker Face" which makes me laugh uncontrollably when I listen to it because of one line repeated over and over...listen closely to the "po-po-po-poker face" line because it sounds like: "bot-bot-bot-poker face-bot bot f*ck her face" yeah....just listen.

UPDATE: HER GRANDMOTHER PROBABLY THINK LADY GAGA IS A HUSSY OR A LITTLE HARLOT- IF SHE IS BLIND THEN THIS MUST LOOK LIKE A NAKED GARGOYLE...  I WANT TO BE BLIND NOW....WHY MUST SHE OFFEND SO HEINOUSLY!!!

SEXY PARTY!!!

Oh family guy-why to you continue to wow us with fantastically funny stuff on a semi-daily basis???

PLEASE watch this video and do try to appreciate the synchronized dancing.

Family Guy - Stewie Sexy Party
by nicks2112

Watch: We Walk- The Ting Tings

I really like The Ting Tings and they are slowly becoming really popular-which makes me happy. Plus Katie White is hot-so yeah watch this pretty cool video and enjoy~

The Ting Tings

Hudson <3

Last night while watching the 51st Annual Grammy Awards Jennifer Hudson actually brought tears to my eyes. Okay-I'm lying, I'm far too cynical to get emotional at all, but whatever, it was beautiful and i was proud. 

She looked great-sounded great-and that made me feel great.

Watch and know that the only thing that ruined this was....I'm not going to say anything but:

I HATE JAMIE FOXX.

MASTER OF HIS CRAFT!

Oh boy Kanye-You're sure doing a good job of showing what a great artist you are with all these live performances....but I should know better then to judge, I mean, he did say he was the voice of our generation. 

Watch Kanye SUCK AT LIFE give a great performance last night at the 51st Annual Grammys.

Nonetheless, Estelle ROCKED IT! SHe is excellent-she is practically singing acapella in one portion and still flawless. 

She great....He aint.

Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia!

Okay, so this post as absolutely nothing to do with Chia Pets but it popped into my head so I rolled with it~
Here is the deal:

I really am addicted to Lily Allen right now and its almost bothersome that I continue to listen to her so often. I hear the song "The Fear" and my stress sort or gets momentarily relieved. Her song "Fuck you" is so hilarious my brother wants his kid to sing it. Lily's song "I Could Say" has so many parallels to my life and my friends lives that i swear that Lily Allen must have installed cameras in my retinas to track my every action. But since this isn't "1984" or some shit I know that isn't possible. 

But back to what I'm obsessing over- "Back To The Start" makes me wiggle in my chair in a sort of noodle dance-basically it is excellent.  Her Album, "It's Not Me, It's You", is coming out shortly-all the afore mentioned tracks are leaked tracks and released singles from that album. Bellow is a Live performance of "The Fear" give it a listen. (maybe? i mean you read this far...you might as-well...but keep in mind, live is never as good as the album cut. yep.)

YYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

SORRY FOR THE KANYE-CAPS BUT YOU BEST BELIEVE THAT I AM EXCITED BY THE NEWS I JUST LEARNED!!!! ITS GOTTA BE ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE EVER!!! OH HOT DAMN THIS IS MY JAM-IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS NEWS!!!!

Okay,okay,okay, here is the deal-the reason I have a "nice" picture of BK up top is because it might be the last time we get to see her before she gets her ass beat. OH YEAH. 

I was going to post about our lady of crazy, BK, spilling the beans about being the performer at the inauguration but I was too lazy to type out and think of a "PC" way to insult Beyonce...but now that I have news I can't help but share-here we go:

Etta James(who Beyonce is playing in a new movie coming out) is NOT HAPPY that Beyonce was chosen [I wasn't either but Etta is better as dissing BK publicly then I am] to sing "At Last" at the inauguration ball. She aint happy at ALL! Thats because they should have called Etta to do it, right? Etta thought so too...and a few nights ago at a concert in Seattle she said things that make my heart melt from a sheer pleasure overload. Anywho, this is what she had to say:

"You know, YOUR President, the one with the big ears-he ain’t my President–had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing MY song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all….”

Solange must be cheering that her less talented and more loved sister might be out of the way soon so Papa Knowles will start promoting her a little more. I know that BK wont be able to sleep now that she knows Queen B Etta is out to get her..but now I can sleep easy knowing a deserved whooping is coming! Maybe BK's Ego will shrink down a little-doubt it-but maybe... OH AND SHET! Etta aint down with Obama! She is the first person (not in a white hood) I've heard diss the new president.........just sayin

 

: )

Watch: Her Morning Elegance - Oren Lavie

I've got to say this is one of the most Amazing Music videos I've seen. 

The use of stop motion imaging is spectacularly employed. 

Really, its wonderful-So stop reading this and enjoy it!

"Four chords, 36 songs"

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Watch: Lions, Tiger, and Bears - Jazmine Sullivan

Listen. I hate this song. I really really do, but you know what? (No obviously you don't)

Oh! I was at Wawa getting dinner before I went to work one time and before I got out of the car this girl came on- I think it was 98.9 the Beat (maybe??[philly area Radio]) anywho- 

she was like "AYo! CAn  mAke A REquesst?" 

The dj was like "Yeaah gurl, wah-cu wanta hear?" 

"let me Get tha Lyons Tigurs n Bairs!"

"Aww gurl you mean u aint scared?"

"Hell NO! I ain't Scared of Nuffin!"

"AAAAAHHHH hahahaaa -ight here you gO"

"Bess Believe!" she shouted and the song started playing...I practically died laughing at this little bit of pure radio entertainment....But AnyIAlwaysGetOffTrack, I hear it ALLLLL the time so now you got to as well. Okay, clearly I cant force you but I'm giving you the option to torture yourself.